Thursday, June 17, 2010

THE JOB INTERVIEW

THE JOB INTERVIEW  "We are looking for a person who is not afraid of a challenge," the rather matronly woman was saying in a tone that echoed so closely the millions of want ads that suggested only qualified applicants need apply.  "We have seven editors who need a mother.  Our phones ring off the hook.  And we don't want some bubblehead sitting there answering our phones," Elyse said.
 "Oh, you mean, I would have to be like, their right arm or something?" Debbie asked politely.
"Yes, exactly.  You will be responsible for their mail.  One might like it brought to his desk.  Another may come and pick it up himself.  You will be responsible for training these editors.  Where you put their mail is up to you."
"You mean, I will just automatically know?  If I were the person you choose to hire, I mean?"
"Yes.  You may decide to put their mail here."  The woman plunked a large hand on the desk. "Unless you want to hand deliver it to all seven editors." She shrugged.